Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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