Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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