Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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