i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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