But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the day after is always just damage control
organizing the empties. That sober.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
