Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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