My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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