Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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