remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize