Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
