I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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