This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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