Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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