i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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