OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
