Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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