Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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