escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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