plz talk dirty to me
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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