I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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