butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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