So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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