it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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