alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
A bitchslap is in order.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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