I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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