i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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