My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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