My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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