I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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