Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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