Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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