Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Drake has all the answers
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
