No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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