remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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