nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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