She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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