69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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