Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
