Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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