She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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