Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
did i walk over a car last night?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
tell me about the fingering
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