love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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