I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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