just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
