she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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