No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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