Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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