Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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