After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
sex in a hospital.. check
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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