Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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