I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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