But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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