1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Someone shit on the floor
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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