Don't you send me to vm
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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