so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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