...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
