I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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