i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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